justsomeguycore:

justsomeguycore:

justsomeguycore:

in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action

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as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body

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now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.

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here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?

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the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.

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unrelated but i also found my louis tomlinson doll

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fuck it. pregnant louis tomlinson

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boxur:

boxur:

boxur:

“DNI: freaks” do you realize how conservative you look

freaks please interact

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this is the first time one of my posts has been tagged like this and out of all of them i think id be glad if this one got 100k. because firstly i need to find my fellow freaks but also we need to shame people who are anti-freak because like. why do you hate to live deliciously

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cephalonheadquarters:

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all of my sonic splatoon designs so far in one post! (Maybe more because theres a lot i want to do

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homestuckcreators:

homestuckcreators:

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BEEN A WHILE!

HOMESTUCK CREATORS is a discord for artists to chat, share, and create ideas! If you draw, write, voice act, compose music, animate, cosplay, etc., this is for you!

APPLY HERE

Just as an fyi, apps will be closing on Sunday night! (8/20, 11:59pm EST)

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dragongirltongue:

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aokozaki:

NEVER try to make a post meant to be reblogged on a specific day. Worst mistake of my life.

Happy Specific Day Sunday

happy specific day sunday thursday!

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cottonflurry:

Azdaja is wearing a pastel mind aspect hoodie underneath his standard yellow trench coat.  He is controlling the mind aspect symbols with his psionics, making them look like blue fireballsALT
Cirava floats around with an oversized hope aspect hoodie.  A white and yellow halo drips into the empty space between their head and legs and their body is highlighted by mint and pink chromatic aberration.ALT
Zebede wears a pastel light aspect hoodie with the strings missing.  He stands there sheepishly with the light symbol behind his head. His freckles are glowing white.ALT
Kuprum sports a pastel hope aspect hoodie. The strings are missing.  His halo is broken above his head as he is sticking his tongue out.ALT
Folykl stands uncomfortavly with a pastel void aspect hoodie.  She has got a massive gust of dark blue smoke eminating from her, implying she is, in fact, very stinky.ALT

Hiveswap Act 1+2 charm designs: Yellow

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tysonfurybattlepass:

tysonfurybattlepass:

tysonfurybattlepass:

the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.

fyi falcons are not closely related to other birds of prey (hawks/eagles/buzzards). falcons are actually parrots that minmaxed for a glass cannon dps build.

assault parrots, if you will

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howomura:

tumblr staff have…

STOP GIVING THEM MONEY! stop trying to make crab day or whatever else happen. paying for stuff from the shop is rewarding them for ignoring the userbase continuously and doing things the majority don’t want, even if the things they’re doing and allowing can cause actual deaths. staff shouldn’t be praised and get profit for ignoring their users in exchange for trying to turn tumblr into twitter 2 ft. tiktok. at this point i don’t even care for “staff are people 🥺 be nice” arguments, because even when people are being very polite in feedback, they’re perfectly fine ignoring it in exchange for implementing changes nobody wants or asked for, all because new users may like it more (and forget anyone who’s used the site for years, apparently).

leave bad reviews. don’t buy things from the shop. send feedback, even if they never reply. email them and @ the staff, send asks to the wip blog. don’t just blindly buy into “we need to support the site, buy xyz shop product”, they don’t deserve more money for giving a worse product.

edit: to the people saying “cry about it” or bragging how much money you’re going to give them in response to this post, way to show how ableist you are and how little you care that staff have a false flagging campaign against transfem users!! 🎉🍻🎊🎂🍺 you sound just like the conservatives who didn’t care about harry potter before, but who suddenly had to support it only after people said it and jkr sucked! 🥰

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